Washington DC
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
Express Bus from Dulles Int Airport
Welcome
The amusement started before I even reached US soil. I was aboard the flight when an afternoon ’snack’ was served. It consisted of a Twix chocolate bar, a packet of chips and an almost inedible muffin. Welcome to American food I thought.
I had little trouble in immigration. What I did find amusing was the big band style patriotic music, that was playing quite prominently throughout the airport. They took my fingerprints, and my photo and I was allowed in; take that UK Border Agency. After collecting my bags, submitting my shoes (with mud on them) to a customs examination, I walked out of the airport and took a moment to take it all in. When I arrive in a new country (and continent), I often find myself outside the airport, grinning from ear to ear and just taking it all in. The accents, the different cars, the announcements, the hustle and bustle of the people. After a while I decided I should probably find my way into town. I boarded an express bus, followed by a metro and after walking the complete opposite direction for a while, then drinking a starbucks coffee, I found the HI DC Hostel.

LOOK! A Starbucks
Bit of a break… or not!
I had planned to take it easy for a few days and come to terms with being back on the road, but I was out on a walking tour just a few hours later, touring Georgetown University and the surrounding area. We ended the tour by walking down the steps used in the film the Exorcist, and heading towards a bar. A fellow Aussie and I located a greasy burger joint, and it lived up to the expectations, complete with a huge halved pickle and tomato ketchup. Shortly after, we joined the rest of the group at a nearby bar. I didn’t last long, due to the time adjustment, and got lost one again on my way back to the hostel.

Exorsist Steps....
The next day, I took it easy. Only venturering out to get lunch (McDonalds, I know shocking), and buy a sim card. Bizarrely, I received a facebook message from a girl I used to go to primary school with (elementary school for the Americans), saying that she was in New York and would I like some company to tour Washington. I thought it was hilarious and she agreed to hop on a bus the next day. I ventured a little further in the evening, into Chinatown and stumbled across a few entertaining things, most of all, a restaurant called FuddRuckers… Swap the F and R! Hmmm…

MMMMM... Greasy Burgers!
Cheesy Tourist Sites
Hannah was due to arrive by midday, so the morning was spent once again on the internet. I met a few more people from the hostel, including a few cool guys from California (Galt & Zac), and a brother and sister from England (Ellie & Alex). Ellie actually stole my computer for several hours, uploading pictures to the net. She, along with a lot of the other hostel inhabitants had worked on a summer camp and were now traveling before returning home. Hannah arrived and we headed out for a day of cheesy tourist sites.

Geordie Outside The Capitol Building
We first visited the Smithsonian museum, then the sculpture garden, then the National Museum of the American Indian, which was really good, with some great lighting in some of the exhibitions. It was then onto the US Capitol Building for some cheesy shots, and a great view of what is called the national mall. Essentially the national mall is the long rectangular areas which is home to all the Washington attractions, like the Washington Monument, the White House, Capitol Building etc. It was pretty impressive to see all these white wash buildings in person, because I had seen them enough in movies.

Museum Of The American Indian
Our next stop was the White House, and along the way we found a very entertaining squirrel. It was pretty impressive, even though we could only see a small part of it. We got the usual cheesy photos and moved on to what I was looking forward to most, The Abraham Lincoln Monument. A number of people had commented that my newly grown facial hair made me look like either Amish or like Abraham Lincoln. I thought our next stop posed some serious opportunities for funny photos. Apart from taking the piss slightly, it was actually quite a cool place, and the statue of him quite impressive. From there, it was onto the Vietnam Veterans Memorial, which was very well done. We then headed to the Martin Luther King Memorial, which we couldn’t find. This is because it hasn’t been built yet, but was already listed on our map, very strange. It actually paid off because we stumbled across the Franklin D Roosevelt Memorial, which was amazing and huge. We got a few nice photos and decided we were sick of memorials and monument and that food was in order.

Washington Monument @ Night
We tried to catch a bus back into town, but after a long time of waiting, we gave up and started to walk. We ended up catching the metro one stop into Chinatown, and thanks to my iphone, headed to a highly recommended Chinese restaurant. The food was good, but expensive, and they wouldn’t give Hannah a beer due to her forgetting her ID. They weren’t as strict at the next place we went, purely for an all American experience, Hooters. It was quite entertaining and we ended up having a very nice German waitress serving us.
Hannah ended up decided to catch the bus back to New York, because due to her forgetting her passport, the hostel wouldn’t give her a room, and a hotel was majorly expensive. I dropped her off at the bus and headed back to the Hostel for a well earned sleep.

LOOK! A police car.... ohhhh.....
The Zoo, Free Concert & The Rain
I had nothing planned for the next day, and eventually talked into coming to the Zoo with the Californian Guys, and the English brother and sister. I worked out the way to get there, but Ellie and Alex (English) said they were walking to save cash. Google Maps said it was a 58 minute walk, and so Galt and Zac (Californians) and I reluctantly agreed. I was off to a bad start by suggesting we head almost the complete opposite direction. It only went pear shaped from there as I took us on the scenic route due to Google Maps inability to judge whether roads actually meet, or whether they pass underneath each other.

The Gang @ The Zoo
We got there eventually, and to my surprise, it was free. This is because it is part of the Smithsonian Foundation, funded by the federal government. It was an extremely entertaining day, with Ellie loosing her shit for the elephants and the zoos famous pandas. We returned to the hostel, Zac, Galt and I opting for the Metro after a well earned McDonalds meal, complete with the most amazing drink ever, McD’s Sweet Tea.

Geordie & Ellie @ The Capitol Building
In the evening, there was a free concert being held on the lawns of the Capitol Building. We all decided to skip the tour run by the hostel and just head straight there. On the way it threatened rain, and did get us a little wet, but we were determined to push through. It was a beautiful setting, sitting on the lawn of the Capitol Building as the sun set. We had taken far too many photos by the time the show started, and when it did we were initially surprised that the national anthem played and we had to turn and face the capitol building. The show was great, and consisted of an orchestra playing songs from old musicals to the star wars soundtrack. After an hour or so, it started to really rain, and so we bailed and decided it was time for dinner.
We were heading to a place on the other side of town, but after 20 minutes of walking in the rain, we were all soaked to the bone, so we bailed back to the hostel. We showered, got warm and ordered pizza. It was pretty funny how hysterical we got when it was as if we had had a shower in our clothes. Thanks Washington, isn’t it supposed to be the end of summer?

Holocaust Museum
Holocaust Museum & Last Day in Washington
The next day we all struggled to recover from our epic day the day before, but we persisted and headed across town to the National Holocaust Museum. On the way we encountered a group of guys playing roller hockey. It was absolutely brutal, and we watched on in amazement for some time.

Inline Hockey
The Museum was free, and quite new and fancy. The exhibits were a mix of memorabilia, video and multimedia text displays. I found it quite poorly done, as a lot of the displays made value judgments with statements like “the cruel, cold blooded, soulless and evil Nazi soldiers”. That annoyed me, because considering the subject material, it’s pretty obvious that we are going to discover the horror and destruction that was the Holocaust for our selves. We didn’t need values judgments and hate filled statements at the end of everything, telling us what to think. I think I was surprised by the contrast between the Museum of the American Indian and this. I filled in a comment card, don’t think it’ll do much.
My time in Washington is drawing to a close, next stop New York. So far, the US has been quite fascinating, just wondering around and seeing the cities for what they are. I am looking forward to seeing the contrast between the different cities and meeting the different types of people. I have been very kindly offered a couch to sleep on in NYC, by a guy I met in Thailand. He is a big nerd like me and we share a lot of similar interests, so it should be fun to have a tour guide round New York. I am loving his kindness! Anyway, next update will be from New York City. 3 weeks left, and its feeling quite strange.

















































































